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January 2012

Yo, if you want to ask me legitimately personal questions,

especially about people who I’ve never publicly acknowledged as having been intimate with, why don’t you go ahead, have some balls, & ask me without being anonymous. I’ll gladly answer whatever, since you obviously know details about my personal life. It’s only right I should know who this is. Otherwise you’re just a buster & the answer will always be “none of your business, biiitch.”

But if I’ve never publicly acknowledged having been intimate with her, obviously it’s for the purposes of keeping our business private. Think, McFly, Think!

Now. Show some courage & ask again. Or not. I don’t give a fuuuck.

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December 2011

http://devinsaywhaa.tumblr.com/tagged/me → devinsaywhaa.tumblr.com

gotdamn, this girl is cute as a motherfucker.

Dec 31, 2011
Just a few reasons why 2011 can eat a bag of camel dicks.
  • Lost my job due to some serious bullshit. This was by far the biggest one. There was a lot more to it than just this, but I don’t want to get into that here. Just know it was an 8 month bullshit ass process that resulted in me losing my job.
  • The girl I was fucking hit me with the “I just want to be friends” garbage.
  • The other girl I was fucking got herself a boyfriend, thus ending that.
  • The girl I really wanted to be with decided that not only would I not get to be with her, she’d also stop talking to me altogether.
  • I fell into a decent amount of debt cause of the no job situation.
  • I’ve been droughting on the sex tip since July.
  • My dog is two months late on getting her yearly checkup cause I’m broke.
  • A generally unbelievable amount of stress & premature gray hairs.

And there’s some other shit too that I can’t even think of right now, but it sucked as well I’m sure. 

On the positive side, I got into way better shape in 2011. So there’s that. I fell off slightly in the later months, but am still in much better shape than I was before. As a whole, 2011 can fuck off & die in a ditch. 2012, don’t be an asshole.

Dec 31, 2011
I have nothing that I wouldn't say... just wanna let you know that you're great people, and I hope that 2012 brings you a job that you deserve and as much success as you can handle. <3

aww, you got me all…

Dec 31, 2011
... what exactly is going on here?

eatcakey:

Guy in front: So yeah, when I was in jail, this is how I was able to give handjibbers to two guys at once, thus saving time!

Guy in back: And I watched!!

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‎2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've always wanted to say to me. I promise it will stay between us. Post this on your blog. Maybe people will surprise you.

schizophrenicepiphanies:

surprise me!

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or, at least send me the tits so i can judge for myself.

Dec 31, 2011
Someone submitted boobs to me yesterday.

At first, I was all…

but then I saw them, and was like…

Ugh. So terrible they were. GROSS JOKE BOOBS ARE NOT A JOKE. They’re just gross!

Mein eyes!

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Easily my favorite Christmas gift.

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☨ Je suis ce que je fuis ☨: You know you're from Puerto Rico → magalomania.tumblr.com

tumblricans:

If you grew up scared of something called El Cuco… If Mom can’t cook because there is no sofrito… If dinner usually consists of rice and beans with some type of meat… If you were raised on Goya products… If you used your nose or lips to point something out… If you’ve ever…

“ If you used your nose or lips to point something out”

hahahaha, this one is hilarious.

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