January 2012
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Yo, if you want to ask me legitimately personal...
especially about people who I’ve never publicly acknowledged as having been intimate with, why don’t you go ahead, have some balls, & ask me without being anonymous. I’ll gladly answer whatever, since you obviously know details about my personal life. It’s only right I should know who this is. Otherwise you’re just a buster & the answer will always be...
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December 2011
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http://devinsaywhaa.tumblr.com/tagged/me →
gotdamn, this girl is cute as a motherfucker.
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Just a few reasons why 2011 can eat a bag of camel...
Lost my job due to some serious bullshit. This was by far the biggest one. There was a lot more to it than just this, but I don’t want to get into that here. Just know it was an 8 month bullshit ass process that resulted in me losing my job. The girl I was fucking hit me with the “I just want to be friends” garbage. The other girl I was fucking got herself a boyfriend, thus...
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thelipstikactivist asked: I have nothing that I wouldn't say... just wanna let you know that you're great people, and I hope that 2012 brings you a job that you deserve and as much success as you can handle. <3
Dec 31st
... what exactly is going on here?
eatcakey: Guy in front: So yeah, when I was in jail, this is how I was able to give handjibbers to two guys at once, thus saving time! Guy in back: And I watched!!
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‎2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
schizophrenicepiphanies: surprise me!
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Anonymous asked: or, at least send me the tits so i can judge for myself.
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Someone submitted boobs to me yesterday.
At first, I was all… but then I saw them, and was like… Ugh. So terrible they were. GROSS JOKE BOOBS ARE NOT A JOKE. They’re just gross! Mein eyes!
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Easily my favorite Christmas gift.
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kanyebreast: teriyakiweave: hidontbecreepy: anchored-dreams: swagdemort: valentinevenings: thankyourgoalie: fetusgaskarth: intheringontheropes: sh0wmeyourteeth: paintsme-blue: zombisexual: abatudes: OH MY GOD I CAN’T BREATHE “I DONT HAVE A FUQING BUK FUQ U” LMFAAOOOOO I’VE LITERALLY WATCHED THIS 2435467 TIMES OMG THIS IS GREAT Lord have mercy i died 1000 times...
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☨ Je suis ce que je fuis ☨: You know you're from... →
tumblricans: If you grew up scared of something called El Cuco… If Mom can’t cook because there is no sofrito… If dinner usually consists of rice and beans with some type of meat… If you were raised on Goya products… If you used your nose or lips to point something out… If you’ve ever… “ If you used your nose or lips to point something out” hahahaha, this one is hilarious.
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