1. Notes: 170 / 3 months ago  from eatmycake (originally from canadasquare)
    eatmycake: THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!! JUST READ IT… MY STOMACH HURTS NOW FOR EVERY LAUGH I LET OUT XD towritelesbiansonherarms: reidient: canadasquare: skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music. Skrillex is the inventor of “dubstep” whose sole purpose is to provide a “drop” — common youth terminology for procuring and snorting drugs. In addition, the rhythm patterns he employs in his “music” are known to cause seizures to certain people, which provides ample opportunity for other concert-goers to rape said afflicted person(s). Skrillex, a known emosexual, was born Sonny Moore. He rose to fame with the satanic Rock ‘n roll band “From First To Last” (a band name that celebrates falling from God’s grace) and soon parlayed that success into something much more blasphemous; something that incorporates elements of Warhol-era rampant homosexuality and perversion, electronic “music” and lesbian-influenced haircuts. It is rumored that 1 in 3 women are raped at a Skrillex concert and forced to abort their children soon after. Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community. In addition, Skrillex has launched a grotesque fashion trend, where upon weak-minded woman destroy their hallowed vessels of child birthing by SHAVING the side of their head — the same thing responsible for the downfall of Samson is being ENCOURAGED by this gnome-ish pervert. Skrillex will stop at nothing to get every teen in America hooked on dubstep and “ecstasy” (a potent street drug responsible for terrorism). (Skrillex, shown here drinking “ecstasy”, in particular the potent “X3″ version) As a proud parent of four, healthy, able-bodied children, I urge all fellow parents to think thrice before allowing their own children to attend a dubstep show. These shows are full of unemployed “Occupiers” who seek to rape and maim your children and family life.  Skrillex fans are MORE likely to rob a gas station and set a retirement home on fire than 1000% of Christians.   Umm… Hahaha @ how some Christians looooove using absurd fear to keep their movement going.

    eatmycake:

    THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!! JUST READ IT… MY STOMACH HURTS NOW FOR EVERY LAUGH I LET OUT XD

    towritelesbiansonherarms:

    reidient:

    canadasquare:

    skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music.

    Skrillex is the inventor of “dubstep” whose sole purpose is to provide a “drop” — common youth terminology for procuring and snorting drugs. In addition, the rhythm patterns he employs in his “music” are known to cause seizures to certain people, which provides ample opportunity for other concert-goers to rape said afflicted person(s).

    Skrillex, a known emosexual, was born Sonny Moore. He rose to fame with the satanic Rock ‘n roll band “From First To Last” (a band name that celebrates falling from God’s grace) and soon parlayed that success into something much more blasphemous; something that incorporates elements of Warhol-era rampant homosexuality and perversion, electronic “music” and lesbian-influenced haircuts. It is rumored that 1 in 3 women are raped at a Skrillex concert and forced to abort their children soon after.

    Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community.

    In addition, Skrillex has launched a grotesque fashion trend, where upon weak-minded woman destroy their hallowed vessels of child birthing by SHAVING the side of their head — the same thing responsible for the downfall of Samson is being ENCOURAGED by this gnome-ish pervert. Skrillex will stop at nothing to get every teen in America hooked on dubstep and “ecstasy” (a potent street drug responsible for terrorism).



    (Skrillex, shown here drinking “ecstasy”, in particular the potent “X3″ version)

    As a proud parent of four, healthy, able-bodied children, I urge all fellow parents to think thrice before allowing their own children to attend a dubstep show. These shows are full of unemployed “Occupiers” who seek to rape and maim your children and family life.  Skrillex fans are MORE likely to rob a gas station and set a retirement home on fire than 1000% of Christians.

     

    Umm…

    Hahaha @ how some Christians looooove using absurd fear to keep their movement going.

     

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      I agree with everything. Except dubstep being evil, which is true. But it’s the good truth.
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      Does anyone else think he looks kinda like Corey Feldman? Hahaha.
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      homosexual gays hahahahahaha
    20. meandmy6string reblogged this from weavingfaun and added:
      WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ xD The gay homo community? Who the fuck wrote this a 10 year old? I can’t even… xD Sonny...
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      Why even repost this this is all bullshit this mother needs to be punched in the fucking face.
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      Are they…Are they for real? =/
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      Omg lmao!!! What did I just read XD
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      Lets drink some ecstasy. I’ve never drank the X3 version. Where do I get that one? Dunkin’ motherfucking Donuts?
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